Aye, I hear ye. For the most part I don't like to contribute to perv threads, but shit, what am I, a monk? Karen Gillan is so gorgeous it's plain fucking unreasonable.

I LIKE THOSE ODDS

The publication I work for is healthcare-related. Try finding a picture of a nurse who isn't a) pouting, b) nibbling the end of her pen suggestively, c) looking over the top of her hornrims in a way that's clearly supposed to be sultry, d) so underdressed it's probably an infection control violation, or e) any…

Probably because le-going sounds like the noise Wile E Coyote makes as he slams face-first into his own home-made catapult and gets twanged off yet another cliff.

Wait. So it's not from "horse mane"? Then why isn't it "horsemanning"? I mean, I know y'all Americans often skip the double consonant, but if Stockard Channing gets one…

Did I tell you about my condition?

You're new here, right?

So what you're saying is that your mom is hot? GAME ON

Are you ignored rap parasite Puff Daddy?

Oh shut up. Just because he wrote a song about you. I don't hear you singing O Come All 'Ye Faithful when it's HIS birthday.

Nickelback? Hipster card, please. Come on, hand it over.

This has to be one of the only situations on the internet where you can post back-to-back doo-do-doos and everyone knows what you mean. Bravo.

Well, too far for some people, but the bars aren't very thick…

I don't shun women. Unfortunately they never return the compliment.

Wait. I assumed we got that from the US? So what do hard-drinkin', firearm-carryin' rednecks use? Let me guess, they ejaculate into their sister and blow their nose on a live raccoon?

Or just a Jim Henson Yoda that they never found a cameo for in The Crystal Shard.

Well, the SW series really staked its shirt on its realistic characters and nuanced performances, so Darth Maul definitely ruined it by being over the top.

Given the move to the 1960s, it sounds like it exists because Joffe wanted to remake Get Carter, but was realistic enough to know that wasn't going to happen after the last trainwreck.

I'm just wondering how long it's going to be before everyone starts using Like because they like it, rather than clicking there because it's where Reply used to be.

Wifty handle, bro.