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And I'd be very comfortable in those stout and brawny arms.

When I see the posters for this it makes me wish I was about 10, because while there probably ain't enough weed in the world to make it entertaining for me now, I would have watched the shit out of this as a kid. Probably twice.

Holy shit, I actually just got that Sir Osis joke.

No, it wouldn't be assault, if that had actually happened. But it's not as though in over a million years, no human female had ever thought of playing with her cooch until some clever gents in fustian waistcoats thought of it. The Victorians have come closer than anyone to saying that all sex is unacceptable, but yet

Never mind the comedy…
… WTF happened to her shoulders? And where are her forearms? Or for that matter, her left elbow? Wuh.

I only come here for the wuggas.

@MuddieMae: it occurred to me some time later that I didn't join the dots well with that post. I'm at work now so I can't do the search, but broadly: the vibrator was born out of the "treatment" of women sectioned for treatment of various bogus conditions (the disease acts were particularly significant because they

Oh yeah. That.

@Animal Cracker: "it's tacky but it's just another symptom of the societal attitudes towards women and beauty in that demographic. Also…"

OK, someone has to say it…

Jilling off
Diving for clams
Buffing the canoe
Dleaning your fingers

NO! YOU HAVE TO HATE EVERYTHING YOU LIKE!

I don't know about you guys

In a shocking twist, Bon Iver weren't nominated for this year's Mercury Music Prize. Did not see that coming.

I love it when EVL talks country. Butters my parsnips up a treat.

@Hoverboard: because that was an alternative timeline where George is dead and original Biff marries Lorraine. You know the story is about time travel, right?

The only funny moment for me
BUNDLE!

Frank Miller whacking off?

Hot = giving out thermal energy = makes other things hot