Just in cast you weren't trying to be funny: no, the bot just copies and pastes the first two sentences of someone else's post from a different thread.

The files are… IN the computer?

They'll have to make a decision about whether or not to get back together first, and I imagine it takes Ozzy about half an hour to decide what to drink next, so don't hold your breath.

@Japan: you just corrected a guy and then told him you hate pedants. Is this some new trolling fad?

Has only one line but repeatedly gets it wrong… I wonder if this is the same half-assed Bartleby gimmick poster?

I can't be bothered to check the wiki, but if I remember right, Marzipan owns some oven gloves, so presumably they're invisible arms.

Holy shit, Afghamistam. That actually hurt a bit. In recognition of your superlative channelling of Bret Easton Ellis, it would be wrong if we didn't mark the occasion.

Hell, even Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends had one of those.

WHY DO YOU HATE MARRIAGE?

idiotking, I think it's usually our girlfriends who name our penises, probably because even straight women tend to thing penises are gross (and yet still inexplicably remain straight). Occupational hazard.

Questioning the premise of shows raises lots of interesting questions. Like, what do Beavis and Butt-head's parents do for a living? What was Splinter's business model for making the Ninja Turtles sustainable? Do Homestar and Marzipan fuck, and if so, how do they do it with no arms? What exact year was Sterling Archer…

Where was this guy when they were re-commissioning Two And A Half Men?

^ What this guy said. Was just about to say the same. Utter bollocks. That's like saying if it doesn't sample Funky Drummer then it can't be hip-hop, or if it doesn't use a 303 it isn't techno.

Shit music + shit film = better than the sum of its parts, so it's good as a mashup. Even if I can't be bothered to watch it again.

Oh Conrad, let's not. We got ourselves deleted last time!

Screw the stock in the warehouse, but spare a thought for the poor grunts who used to work in that warehouse (probably on minimum wage) who are now on the dole. Any time one brave crab tries to climb out of the barrel, some dickhead crab lower down yanks him back.

That third series of Fawlty Towers did enjoy a brief run in Peru.

@Scrawler: don't feel like a jerk. Honestly, when there were independent shopkeepers who lost their entire homes, livelihoods and everything they own, these people have a fucking nerve asking for charity money to replace uninsured stock.

@silly buns: yep, pretty much. It was a kids riot so they can't go too far from mummy and daddy's house.

What really bugs me is that this sound they're calling "post-dubstep" was around years before all that wobbly bollocks.