Books are dead. I'm totally getting a Kindle because those are never going to be replaced.

@Don Staples: I wondered that. Like Cheat Commandos O's… with Fluffypuff Marshmallows-o's…

Umm, excuse me…
… but did you just say "apotheosis"?

Seems some Christians have forgotten who struck the first blow in this catfight.

I could be bothered to visit this page. I took the time to scroll down and post a comment.

@Destroy Him: thanks, that worked. Holy shit that was driving me fucking crazy. I was juggling two theories:

Nice, I look forward to enjoying this later.

OK, help me out here.
I was browsing through some old Sawbuck Gamer pages the other day and found this game called Time Paradox (http://member.square-enix.c….

Said it before and stand by it: 2.5M > BBT. Seriously.

It's not as good as the comic timing of someone releasing a single called "My Moment" several months after their moment passed.

@AmandaJ: what, did no-one ever do the "oh, are you talking about yourself again?" joke in your playground?

I still barely know who he is and I think I've had enough Franco news to last a lifetime.

ATCQ are trying to look hard? Since when?

As someone who has also never seen people actually screaming at horror films (don't watch 'em in the cinema), I also find it works better on comedies. I saw Snatch with an old girlfriend (not bad), and was then dragged to see it again the next week by a mate… and I fucking cried laughing the second time. So much…

Carter, I'm still not sure you fully count as a child yet.

Yes Tuck, but 1) we can't do that, and 2) why do women only ever want one thing?

@Abby: so it does, right under where it says "24 songs ABOUT DANCING…"

To be fair, Paranormal Acitivity isn't scary.

Hmm. Is posting mangled comments about old YouTube videos more or less funny than the videos themselves?

OH SHIT THE COMMENT BOARD MESSAGES ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!