I dunno, fastandsloppy, that post is about due for a reboot. Have another crack at it.

NO BEES!

"Hit me with your pet shark"

I honestly can't imagine The Little Mermaid if it isn't in that exact same colour palette Disney used for the entire second half of the twentieth century. It would be like watching a Tony Scott film where everything wasn't slightly bluish.

Nah, they're going to squeeze another series of Scream Queens out of this one.

@sarCCastro: unusually for Kate, no it didn't. Ass though.

>the success of The Little Mermaid is pretty much the only reason non-CGI animation still exists

The Girl with the Pearl Codpiece
An Ariel Display

Oh, and Sum Guy? I see that you're trolling, but you do know who Dan Savage IS, right?

Treating most relationships like they're business arrangements sounds like one of the most rational things you can do when you don't know the people involved.

Oh, there's been plenty of tension in that relationship all right. If anyone's going to harm a hair on the head of Stabler's little rape-baby it's going to be him.

Jesus Haz Christ?

So what's AIDS then?

Another reason to ask…
… remind me why cross-dressing-as-humour is typically classed as a British hangup?

It would be blatant, ignorant revisionism to suggest that 'he's not that good' is a valid and defensible belief from someone who knows what they're talking about. I just don't care for his films, is all (Dr Strangelove excepted), and I know I'm not the only one.

trilobiter, how is that not an acronym? Or do you just mean it isn't the original etymology of the word (which acronyms never are)?

In the UK they have one in train stations that reads: "Psalm 14:1, "The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God."

@Flaubert: stay where you are buddy. I'm digging my heels into XP and SO HELP ME GOD I'm not upgrading until they force me.

Trust Apple to complain that the internet is broken because it uses software they didn't invent. Dicks.

Not neurologists? You sure? I mean, I'm not either, but are you?