That you think the iPad is a woman is worrying. (Insert sanitary towel joke here).

>a lot of windows machines are total pieces of shit that break

I thought the fact that they were so obviously, aggressively real was the whole point of Christina Hendricks. Every time I look at that rack I think "wait, hang on a moment, is that even structurally POSSIBLE?!" If there are any civil engineers on the site, please enlighten me.

Well, it probably is true that plenty of people feel that Kubrick was overrated. He was a very technical director from what I understand - that honestly means fuck all to a lot of people, and to the D'Angelos who do care about technique, many think there's such a thing as being too technical. So he's not as…

Cleanly, I have no concept of what good cinema is. Dirtily, on the other hand…

Well, ok, calling TJ Mackey (sp?) "soulless" is a broad stroke. But he's always avoided relationships, and he gets pissed with the reporter because she picks at that rather than his boom-winning rhetoric. So more soul-avoiding I guess. Oh whatever. I need to go to bed.

@MalleableMalcontent - holy shit, you've just had the first good remake idea I think I've ever heard.

And Will Arnett could be the paedophile they're prosecuting!

Mutilation joke immediately followed by necrophilia joke. Hmm.

You mean he played TWO different characters on the same show? That totally fucking blows my mind, but I don't get how that's a de-glam any way you look at it.

Tom Cruise definitely needs to play more killers. I've mentioned this before, but he was Bret Easton Ellis's original inspiration for American Psycho. Which is why his best performances (Collateral, Magnolia) are where he plays dead-eyed, soulless bastards. Less of that grin and more of the snarl please, Tom.

Just did the image search. My, that's a face. A good old weighty, bluff, salt-of-the-earth farmhand typa face. The kind of face that won us the war. What I'm saying is, she looks like a preliminary study for Mount Rushmore.

See, when Brits bond, they be talking about the weather and the best way to get from here to Norwich avoiding that nasty junction on the M42. But Americans, when they want to bond, they be talking about high school. D'aww, you guys.

The moment passed some time ago, but "the country of Japan is located in the state of Wyoming" is a statement of fact, not of opinion. It's an untrue fact, but still not an opinion.

Too soon, Guyovich. Too soon.

And how come EVERY article links to Movies Too Painful To Watch Twice? Or is it looking at something else in my cache?

So you're NOT waiting for the end of the depression now?

@Adventuresicle: don't you mean "mouthwash with some swish"? Hi-yo!

So the kids would be half gay and half Latino? Can somebody say BEST DANCER EVER?!

Whoah, dude. You look pretty gone. Want some Doritos?