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eh, it's been done…

@fastandsloppy: no, but there don't seem to be many of us.

In the Brendon Smalls interview he said Hostel was a slasher, which confuses me. I always thought of slashers as being about who's going to cop it next and how, as opposed to torture porn, which is about how much they're going to suffer before they die. I suppose there's crossover, but I'd always thought I knew what a…

I honestly wish that comment weren't as true as it is flippant.

Shut for fuck up? How does THAT work?

"…because of course they are" - nice line, sir. In fact…

Heh, like that brand of pasta sauce that says it's "a sauce to get your teeth into", like people actually want to chew on sauce.

Armageddon…
… had two F-words and a PG13 certificate.

Just because they were retarded doesn't mean they weren't convoluted. Read the ramblings of any tinfoil hat-wearing nutjob and there's a remarkable amount of backstory in their paranoia.

No, the Pirates sequels are complicated. A Swiss watch is COMPLEX. There's a difference.

I think she's one of those actresses that straight women develop girl-crushes on. Guys are less interested. I've seen The Hole, for example, and Knightley's breasts were not the best thing about it.

A ninja is asking whether pirates are better?

It must have been about a year ago that I expressed the OP's exact same wish for a Random Roles. I saw Blind Fury when I was about 11, and thought it was the most goshdarned awesome thing ever. My buddy and I still sometimes do the routine those goons do when they lose their mark:

I can't read this…
…without thinking of Wendell from Frisky Dingo.

Zing!

My theory is he's only released this so when the film comes out, fanboys can cut up the words and rearrange it into the script. That's the sort of thing someone would do.

GoooooOOOOO EAGLES!

pattern recognition
So it's your common or garden gritty reboot. Got it.

He should have had Denis Hopper's role in Waterworld.

Heard it.