Remind me, Gentle Herpes, how long have you been coming here? Because you're still here, you know.

Nah, I'm with Tuck on this one. An adultswim show that's about what it's supposed to be about? Psshht, right.

Well this will be good for the inevitable Arachnophobia remake…
… and just about nothing else.

I know, right? That is one difficult film to masturbate to.

Do these housewives not HAVE washing machines?

NOTHING! STUPID!

Madame Butterfly?

You've not played MK before, have you?

Stryker's has to be the most refreshing. I like how he waits a beat just after tazering the guy and just before shooting him in the face.

True. I always maintain that there are only three truly fair games: chess, paper-rock-scissors, and SSFII.

OK OK I'll say it
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Hooray!
MK is finally hauling itself up into the same league as Super Street Fighter II! Go Midway!

Fa'ility.

Well, at least a Block button's better than the Tekken system, where to block you do nothing.

@keptsimple: sure, referencing FG isn't cool anymore, but seriously, that line is a diamond. Better than The Godfather, I reckon, but then I've tried and failed to sit through that film TWICE.

I think people hate Cruise because he's dead behind the eyes. Look at him. Pretty cute and personable, but the guy lives on the fringe of the uncanny valley. Like, http://www.youtube.com/watc… uncanny.

What Lola said. Sad to see another institution go.

No! Compare:

Now why bring that up?
Got as far as "The Fall, which was recorded on an Apple iPad…" and lost the will to carry on reading.

Kings of Neon is correct. GB would beat Arcade Fire in a fight without even interrupting their gig.