Glenlivet with orange juice?

@littlealex: insane, yes. Classy, hell no. It was like a shitty, desperate college ball, except copy-pasted over about a dozen square blocks of Manhattan. All the guys were dressed as Jason, Freddy, or Jigsaw, and all the girls were dressed as hookers. Just because an event is big doesn't mean it ain't half-assed.

I never got that game. It's like Peggle, but at a tenth of the speed. Am I missing something?

Oh, and while I'm advising you to start with the Islay malts, you might not want to start with Laphroaig, at least not the entry-level (10-year-old) one. It's good, but it's weird.

Wow, a guy asks about Scotch and half of the advice here is to drink Irish or bourbon. Don't do that.

Yeah, I remember the Bolly-Stoli. A friend of my sister's discovered that champagne and vodka actually goes pretty well with a shot of elderflower cordial (1 shot vodka, 1 shot elder, top up with fizz) but they never found a good name for it. Anyone fancy a go?

I guess that's why nobody likes these places.

I don't get migraines, but the fact that wine is involved has to be a factor. Luckily I don't drink wine (beer and scotch covers my bases) so I never have to manage these situations.

Not very funny, admittedly. But come on, how many Irish-Jewish jokes ARE there?

Haven't been in NY for St Paddy's, but I was there for Halloween a few years back and it didn't bode well for NY's party spirit. I can only imagine Patrick's will be even more tawdry.

BARBS

Look upon his works, ye mighty, and despair.

If she's peeling an orange, I want to be loading a handgun.

WAFFLES

Did anyone else read Majestyk's post up there as "Fucking Unicorns"?

Um, question. How do you address a problem "everywhere on earth"?

She's a fraudulent foe with the strength of Hercules.

It would help if she wasn't always complaining about England. Look, it ain't perfect, but you're not a national treasure and neither is Chris Martin so do the decent thing - bugger off home and take him with!

Plenty enough cack already comes out of her mouth, amirite?

Y'know, when computer peripherals make people think of genitals, you'd imagine they watch a lot of porn, but I'm not sure you know what a vagina +/- clit looks like.