Fuck Valentine's Day. If you have to put a date in your calendar do to something nice with your partner and tell them you love them, well good luck with that. Non-doomed couples don't give a shit anyway - my ex and I always used to go out for dinner on the 15th so we could have a nice meal without having to fork up…

Clearly I'm the only one who actually liked the mechanics of GH3 better. Apart from the battling system though, that was wack.

Kung Fu Panda

Eh, I don't see that it's offensive either way, but I'd prefer "transgender", just because otherwise it sounds as though someone snuck up behind them and transgendered them. Like when people say "teenaged" instead of "teenage".

I think I'm beginning to see where John Bishop gets his jokes.

I like calling girls wankers when they annoy me. They never see it coming.

It's a dirty job, sarCCastro, but someone has to take the bullet for the rest of us. I don't see you stepping up to the plate.

Sheen is more than a man? Shit, these days Sheen only just about counts as pieces of a man.

FIRST!
Come on, there's a "die in a fire" joke in this. Help me out here.

Uh, FF = 255. Does no-one here know hex?

What the — *WET SMACK*
*SPLATTER*

Aw, don't judge us by the standards of BBC Radio 4. Its flagship show is The Archers, in which a bunch of plum-voiced Londoners regularly fail to emulate West Country accents. (And even if they could do the voices it would still be shit… ahh, you know I couldn't get away with this on a British site…)

When your third act consists of a previously unseen character giving a speech, you know you done run out of ideas (see also: Matrix Reloaded). It's like one of those old video games where you beat the final boss and all you get is a blank screen saying Well Done.

Exactly like real reality TV. I got interested when they finally do what we've been waiting them to do and jack the show… and then they snuff that whole plot line out as soon as it starts. Tease.

Eh, I dunno, I felt like I'd seen that sort of scene a buncha times before. Although the only one I can name which predates S7 is in Spaced when Brian reminisces about his work with Vulva, it's shorter and funnier.

Well, I'd never heard of ACL, but then I'm not American, so… yeah. I'm guessing it would be like never having heard of the Isle of Wight Festival.

Wait, what are they calling "albums" these days?

Yeah, but the audience wouldn't, and they're presumably the ones who pay.

Goosio, you've clearly never seen the first Pokemon movie.

Two people coming out for Bros. Funny, throughout the '90s in Britain, people talked about Bros as a byword for shit music. As in: "Well if you don't see why Smooth Criminal is great then why don't you just go and listen to Bros?!"