I'm from Hereford and I'm going to spell Robert De Niro's name how I like.

OK I know it's supposed to be a dark comedy but…
… does it have to be so goshdarned depressing for every single second of the movie?

Yes yes yes. THAT's what was missing from the satire, and would have also given some meaning to this film's unrelenting depressingness.

Yikes. I'd be shocked, except that last week we had someone on here who didn't know what 33/45rpm meant.

Please girlfriend, nobody's THAT gay.

I would how much fuck a lot of you up if you someone eat it.

And not a single Casualty reference.

Wait, so food isn't actually racist? Holy shit, next you'll be telling us genes aren't really selfish, or that floating voters aren't actually buoyant.

TfAD, it would be wrong if I didn't give you this…

My ex-gf convinced her mum to watch Top Gear, and she said she didn't get it because it was "too much like a bunch of public schoolboys mucking around."

ZING!

Thank you for explaining a joke that even my ex-girlfriend would have got.

"Brizzle represent" immediately followed by "Live in Clifton"… makes I larf.

ARS has a point in that DS does have a point. I'm sure there's a pithy aphorism for this that I can't put my finger on, but most human disputes boil down to a simple choice: there's no way to please everone so either invest in what you've got and settle, or walk away and deal with the change. Despite what guidance…

I dunno, arurite?

If you want to see some proper upper-class British dirty talk, y'all should watch a Channel 4 show called The Camomile Lawn. It's on YouTube. It's dirty AND posh… and I was about 12 when it came out. We used to call it The Camomile Porn.

Heh, in the UK this isn't even considered crazy. We have schools which tried to ban parents from taking photos of their kids at nativity plays because they might fall into the wrong hands. http://tinyurl.com/2daf4lq.

Oh, that so should have been the title for Saw.

Yeah, so did Ian Lee and Daisy Donovan, so… all of them then. (It's McKenzie Crook, btw).

Whereas Palin, on the other hand, has strived and achieved… http://wtfhassarahpalindone…