I just checked out those Hood Internet links and yes, they amount to the exact sum of their parts. The whole point of mashups is to add one and one and make three.

You could try asking Ben Elton, but he's probably just revelling in being the second most hated musical writer alive.

I dunno, Bat Out Of Hell II was pretty close.

I never thought I'd say this, but Karla Ha Ha seems to have the best point here.

Seriously y'all, what part of "cut and paste" do you not get? It's a genre, has been since the early 80s, and clearly isn't going to go away. You can't fight it so just deal with it.

Are you still here?

Your Miltonic similes are simply beautiful, like the gentle curve of your sister's thighs as they rise majestically to her Venusian furrow.

Aha, I think we're getting somewhere. If your schtick isn't good enough, it's our responsibility to bulk it up.

Except it's not really accountability, is it? I mean, no-one thinks you're funny, everyone hates your schtick (whatever it is this week) and tells you so regularly… and yet here you still are.

By way of answer: one of Lawrence Olivier's kids once asked his dad why he did such terrible movies at the end of his career. He said "because you needed shoes".

Ok GoIden, I'll bite… what's your main account?

HEROD?

That's harsh to Adam Sandler.

Let's read that one more time, shall we?

Sure; I just think it would be nice if they actually read the thread.

PapiJump. We all love PapiJump.

I've now read 3 posts from that calendar girl, and it's already worn thin. It would help if it didn't all read like a 15-year-old's fantasies about what he wants to do to… whatever her name is, I ain't doing a search.

To answer your question, Clearwater, having read those links I'd say Snipes is flexing about 1.4 Gibsons.

And unregistered posters wonder why we don't like them so good.

"it's making the whole 'they love each other a lot' message very strained"