@prettypants: now I'm confused because you've now made me think of Elizabeth Smart.

Funny - I've never found her more attractive than in that photo. FuzzyDunlop has a great handle though, so he's still cool with me.

Seriously, though, Moore's accent was truly awful. I'm not even American and I could genuinely do better than that.

I don't think I've ever seen JVS this angry before.

So what does that make Tyler Perry?

I just wonder what he would think about the terrible Photoshop work on the advert. It's not as though Apple could afford an actual professional image manipulator to work on an ad for the biggest band in history.

King Bastard, I know for a fact that you've only made about 13,000 teenage girls scream. And the 5,000 or so that just whimpered and choked quietly to death on their own blood don't count. You won't be able to hear a thing after the audio compression. God man, where are your production values?

When Ben Elton and the Comedy Strip sat down to write The Young Ones, they found a loophole (wait for it) in the BBC's charter that said that variety shows got a bigger budget than comedy shows. And that's why there's a band in every episode of The Young Ones, and I think we can generally agree it's a better show for…

Yep, I'm also in the bizarre position of finding myself defending Uwe Boll (what?!). From that trailer, I can't say the film looks good, but at least it seems to be taking the subject matter seriously, and if it were someone else's name on it, there wouldn't have been such a knee-jerk backlash.

… and he also made false teeth.

Or to put it another way: it was the best, like The 11th Hour: The Sequel to the 7th Guest.

Nah, "face the haters like Space Invaders" wins it for me. Sorry Watcho, but I'm taking that one home with me!

damn
This guy likes a sandwich more than Karl Blomqvist.

I can't say I talk about transgender people often enough to get mad about it, but if the gay community managed to successfully reclaim "queer", then I think the transgender community should be able to reappropriate an obvious abbreviation like "tranny" without too much fuss.

So… are you just saying you don't like underground hip-hop? Cause if so, then… great contribution?

Oh ZMF, you just got burned by Caballero of all people. Sucks to be you, buddy.

My dad's 70 today, and he thinks Salander is the best character he's ever read - fuck, I half expected him to GET a bloody dragon tattoo himself. I don't have the heart to tell him she's a stock character.

Every film I've ever seen in 3D may have well as been in 2D. The only 3D shots seem tacked on, while the rest of the film doesn't even feel like it has any additional visual depth. 3D is probably the worst gimmick I've seen.

I would like to join the queue of people who have no fucking clue what you're talking about. Hoffman escaping the reverse bear trap at the end of Saw 6 was pretty clever, but that's not really being the underdog. Especially once you know what he does next.

Umm, wait…
… eighth? Are we counting the original short as part of the franchise?