"Rarely do the references in hip hop actually mention the names of the songs"… hence why we're not doing very well here.

Well, hiphop is always going to have a lot of these
Let's see…

Such a shame so few bands are worth remembering. I mean, Elastica were great, but they were more of an album than a band. And Country House has to be one of the worst Blur songs ever.

Wasn't that movie called Captivity?

@Evel: I found Nemi funny once. Only once though. And it wasn't so funny I remember the joke. But apparently in its original run in Norway, it was actually quite edgy and subversive, before it mellowed out and became all kid-friendly. But it's certainly no Matt. BTW, you are SO busted reading the Telegraph!

And there was I thinking Rawls was a jurisprude…

@teadoust: unlike some round here, I don't dislike you. But when you say shit like "I'm mystified by this kind of pathetic sycophancy" and "you're expending rather more energy on me than i deserve", I do have to wonder if they have mirrors where you live?

Back on topic: What Lies Beneath and Vanishing point also have spoilers in the cover art. Twerps.

I've seen people rolling on the grass outside the portaloos at Glastonbury, making out hammer and tongs in the funk. It can't be more gross than that.

Wait. I thought douchebags were supposed to be pretentious? Because you definitely can't be a pretentious chav.

This is what in the UK is called a "Woolworths moment"
In Soviet Russia, video store gets lent to YOU for $3/day! Haha!

Respectively the least and most eloquent posters on here? Yes. Definitely coincidence.

Who?

And there was I thinking I might get my first firstie. Such a wasted opportunity.

Maybe he ate one of those pot brownies from Transf0rmers 2 that seem to make you drunk.

That Blackadder special may have been lame, but it was much better than Johnny English, which is like Bean with dialogue. A timely reminder, as if one were needed, that there is a reason why Bean doesn't have dialogue.

This just in…
A new study reveals that Christians don't get irony. Who knew?

Oh, we remembered, Kong.

And Gary Glitter. You never see him on TV anymore. What happened?

Well that didn't work. I clicked on it because Zero Punctuation described this game as "worse than deep-fried tampons" and I wanted to see AVC crucify it. What gives?