It doesn't; I just want to talk about redheads some more. Is that so wrong?

Woohoo! TWO redhead appreciation circle-jerks in a day! Isla Fisher FTW. [Though as EVL pointed out, it'll probably just be Kirsten Dunst with red hair. I'll live with that.]

Congrats isjoe10 - AV Club achievement unlocked!

Oh, but Lone Audience, he did have a reason - it was to blackmail children into behaving themselves. Unfortunately he did it so bludgeoningly, even children could see through it.

While studying for a dissertation on pornography and free speech (really), I found an article which mentioned Lovelace's memoir of her time in the industry. It was called Ordeal (and apparently reported that Hugh Hefner had once tried to make her have sex with a dog, for one). What was notable was that in some places…

Nah B Town, you're good, keep it up. I mean after all, Karen Gillan Hayley Williams Shirley Manson Jayma Mays Alyson Hannigan Gemma Arterton Karen Gillan again.

Hear hear, Your Elegance.

Of course it wasn't called drum and bass back then. That came later.

Don't ever change, Cookie.

Majesty? Not really. What I will say for it (goshdarnit I must be in a good mood today) is that the effects are actually immersive, in that I couldn't tell where sets and makeup ended and post-production and CGI began. Of course that's offset by the fact that for all the obvious reasons (pet project, too long, bad…

Really? Have you seen the director's cut of Aliens? Or T2?

YiffTrax… some movies have it coming!

I wonder how much they'd spent on CGIing those floating islands before some genius wondered aloud how come, if there was no gravity, the smurf-cats didn't fall off?

@Fidel: I can only think of one reason to see it twice, which is that it has a particularly good RiffTrax. Besides capture or extreme duress, no other reasons are acceptable.

Just because people are THINKING it, Doc…

Both involve looking in dirty boxes for creatures with matted hair and a strange aroma… actually, I'ma give up, these jokes write themselves.

We need to stop our kids listening to all this violent and destructive vampire rap right away.

I was going to make some sort of follow-up Avatar/Cookie Monster joke, until I remembered that you can't reference a film which doesn't contain a single memorable scene or line.

Like this, hotdogs?

So no-one's going to invite us to a TaleSpin party? Not one?