Half Man Half Biscuit
I'd say they were more famous for being one of John Peel's darling bands than for a 1986 compilation. But that's me.

I Would Die 4 U
'overexposure to "digital gadgets" leads to a form of functional illiteracy where numbers are seen as perfectly acceptable substitutes for prepositions'

My glasses! I can't see without my glasses!

What The Quirk said - the Dr Seuss parody was definitely my favourite.

I heard there is no indigestion worse
Than having to eat your own words
I heard two people need not bicker in a burning home
But some people know how to live everybody's life but they own
So here's a poem dedicated to the hatred propagated
By the ill-fated snakes that's waitin' in the grass
Those that talk the most have…

Just wait for the next Saw. Then, uh, go look at some boobs elsewhere.

Oh, and as someone wickedly unimpressed by that movie, I still insist on calling it Sesevenen. See also: short-lived 90s UK pop bands Fiveive and Twowo Thirdthree.

Yeah, it's all fun and games now. Wait till they start rebooting bits of the plot and release nal Destination.

And probably The Lover too.

Lyrics Born boring?

Excellent track, and incidentally probably a brilliant gateway also.

This just in: hipsters like Crispin Glover.

Yeah, that's what's annoying about Mafia Wars.

It may have been a ridiculous film, but building up an entire two hours of intrigue and then [SPOILER] defusing it with a line like "I was drugged and left for dead in Mexico and all I got was this lousy T-shirt" is pretty funny.

Game recognise game, and this fool looks unfamiliar.

how does that work?
"safe for Haddaway samples"… now that's a concept I'm not familiar with. How can that one-hit loser be worth sampling?

I've seen at least a dozen Hitchcock films, but not Rope. Let's see… I suppose The Lady Vanishes has only one set, come to think of it.

Yeah, I was surprised That's My Bush didn't get a mention. I guess it was too obvious really.

Props to War On Oats Mom for actually having a joke.

"It's time to nut up."
"Phrasing…"
"You wanna play rough with me?"
"Phrasing!"
"I think I've swallowed just about as much as I can from you…"
"GODDAMMIT MOTHER, PHRASING!!"