@Adolph: nice, but sounds expensive. Could you work in a turgid sub-plot about the dude's relationship with his parents so we can at least keep half the movie cheap?

I think we've actually reached AVC meta-wank apotheosis. You glorious bastards you.

So what have we learned today?

Still bragging about how many inches you can take, Idiotking?

That was what was fun about seeing her on the Graham Norton show (the UK one) with that guy from Nip/Tuck - he seemed pretty prudish and flipped his shit when he realised that not only can you say "fuck" on the BBC, but a camp gay Irishman and an old woman were going to.

Well I have a treat for you guys. Sort of.

If that Toastie Toaster guy's given up his schtick posts, he's just missed the best chance he'll ever have to be funny.

I'm presuming that Evel means that MORE men are better (and yes, that's maximising for two variables - whatever). I presume this largely because it coincides with my view (and Maus's) above that it's a matter of sexual selection - the side of evolution that generally gets overlooked.

From Life MC (one of my favourite verses ever):

So… yeah. Joan Rivers then?

I'm now laughing at enquido. For real, time to stop reading and do some work.

My mate and I used to play Six Degrees of David Pajo at school. I think we even managed to link him to Kevin Bacon at one point, but it probably involved a Simpsons cameo, which is cheating really.

U-God: officially no-one's favourite member of Wu Tang.

Mostly it's just that women don't need to be funny unless they're lesbians - girls don't tend to sleep with anyone who can't make them laugh.

Something something Meg Ryan something something.

Oh shit, A Grey Man Writes is back. Didn't we just boot that prick?

I may be reading this 2 weeks too late, but y'all clearly missed the news that it's an open secret she's a lesbian. Shame Koski didn't ask.

Crikey explodingbarrel, was that a Two Ronnies joke? Good work.

From Mark 1:12 onwards:

OK, here's a double standard
While I generally think anyone who posts just to correct someone's grammar is a dick, the leadership COMPRISES Brent Bozell et al - you can't be "comprised of" something (though you can "consist of" it).