I like to think it's the biggest record warehouse ever, where the hip hop glitterati can share their samples and freestyles forever. On a related note, if you ever get to go to Blue Note in Miami (the warehouse, not the shop), you might have an idea of what I mean.

It ain't all good in this business of rap.

I was just thinking it was about that time of year to get Full Clip out, and now I will. Tragic like the havoc of a nuclear bomb indeed.

No, you're a barking.

Yeah, because we don't do enough of that on this site, and we really need to hijack a story about a beloved artist's tragic death to get our snarky point across.

Oh. I was under the impression that "sidewalk" had completely replaced "pavement". But clearly not. I have a feeling Zeppo's making a joke about "lorry" being a British word, but I don't think I get it.

Jesus, if any more hot redheads turn up on TV any time soon, I may never leave the house.

Considering that Gary Numan is a pilot who owns his own private plane, and could probably fly under the airborne toxic event safely, this is a pretty lame excuse for cancelling a gig. I bet Bruce Dickinson would make it happen.

Apparently the Icelandic government misheard the UK when we said we wanted our CASH back! Arf arf! Geddit?

Wait. Americans say "pavement"? As in, not the band?

Shit, that was actually accidental. At some point in future I'll hear of one of these being unironically called a "sitcome" (or even "sitcum"), and it won't be because I posted here, but I'll still feel somehow responsible for a shitty portmanteau. Ahh, Catholic guilt.

I had a feeling that wasn't right, but getting NBC content online in the UK is a bit like trying to get iPlayer in any other country. Thanks anyway.

This is no time for jokes, Turkey Baloney Sandwich!

What will they break all of ?!
Grocery stalls and crates of chickens, mainly. Duh.

I ain't gonna see it, but I'll bet Euros to Lindendollars it's funnier than the sitcome.

Merk, you've done it again. Threads like this are what the internet is for.

I think that with all the back-and-forth about ZMF's postings (which are right on the money by the way), we've lost sight of the real guilty party here, and that's Nathan Rabin. I blame his candy-assed taste test for the constant waah-wahh-I'm-offended-that-this-even-exists chatter about the DD on this site. Check it…

No, wait. Tell me more about these Archie comics.

Blue Steel!

You're not asking the right questions, Yee Yee. Such as: isn't Mike Myers burnt out yet? Didn't everyone turn on him when The Love Guru came out? And shouldn't that put him in the Ben Affleck box of those whose goodwill ran out?