It's not as though you can even dust for shit.

Maybe it's just that it wasn't hugely popular after the second one, but it's due for a dead cat bounce. They should have gone with my suggestion and called it Shrek II: Electric Booger.

Ugh, just thinking about that gave me a horrific vision of the inevitable remake, with Demitri Martin as Michael, Charlie Sheen as GOB, Mary-Kate Olsen as Maeby, and John Barrowman as Tobias. When the best you can hope for is that they'll throw in Hayden Panettiere as Lindsay, just for sheer eye candy, that's a grim…

Please let Shia LaBoeuf be too old, dead, or forgotten by that time. Because otherwise I think we all know what will happen.

Too right, Skerv. I hate those lazy hybrids so much that if AVC were to hire a staff writer who regularly brought shitty portmanteaux to our attention and pilloried them for our amusement, I would totally read that.

Shower be-er? I hardly know her!

This thread went stale days ago, but I can't miss out on the opportunity to post to no-one in particular that I actually went to school with Danny the Champion of the World (William Irons, son of Jeremy Irons, who also plays his dad in the film).

I would wait in line and pay good money to ignore Kevin Smith.

Wow. I don't think we have this game in the UK and thought it was like Fuzzy Duck without the swearing. Which is almost as bad as Fuzzy Duck without the drinking.

I preferred it when it was called Clock Suckers… in which the time machine is, yep, in the tub: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Well, it sounds like a track by Gimmik or someone like that, so I suppose it's not the most representative Ae tune. I guess it's just that it's not often you get to hear them being playful.

Cichli > Clipper > all the rest

Oh yeah, the Peel Sessions first got me into them. Chiastic Slide for the win though.

Yeah, I know that wasn't funny; it was just a thing I kinda had to do once I started. Sorry.

Damn, Donkey, that give me an idea for a boxset.

Really? http://www.youtube.com/watc…

And it was then that I realised… I'd struck exactly the same pensive pose gazing at the top-left corner of the screen last week.

Yeah, this show started well, but I'm surprised they hadn't given up yet.

Ohhh right. Yes. Gotcha. D'oh.

not THAT Chris Evans
Am I the only Brit who read the headline, said "Wait, what?" and came to this page to hear a story about the other Chris Evans?