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…but just to say that tomatoes actually are a nightshade. I'll go now.

That 1234 guy doesn't speak for me; lots of people in the UK "with taste" think Clarkson's great. I think it depends whether or not you think he's for real. I reckon he's one of those character comedians like Johnny Vegas or Nicholas Parsons (and how often do you see them in the same sentence?) who can barely remember…

Word, Quirk. I saw What Lies Beneath without knowing what happens, and it's a great movie. Then I saw the box and felt sorry for all those people that had the film ruined for them. See also: Vanishing Point - the UK box art features a crucial shot of the final scene in which Kowalski [redacted].

Tom, I'm surprised at your ignorance of the Regulations of Marketing. They go like this: if you're a woman you get objectified; if you're a man you get infantilised; if you're old you get patronised. Did you not get the memo?

Dunk, are you saying they all look the same?

Yikes jesus fuck that photo looks like an absolute cuntflap of a boss I had not so very long ago and gave me a flashback spitefully carved out of unadulterated evil. Please Tom, don't ever do that again.

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Holy shit indeed. I was 13 once too. My best mate and I are still very occasionally prone to reciting the "Shit!" "Fuck!" "Shitfuck!" routine.

I had a Das Boot Party once. It went on forever.

…said a guy called Sphincter.

NO BIIS!

Incidentally you can waltz into the trademark office and pretty much grab yourself a trademark like it's no thing. Thing is, it's then up to you to use it - you can't make a claim on a trademark you don't actually use. I'm told that the trademark register for any given year mainly consists of anthropomorphic cartoon…

But dogs can look up.

I've said it before: Saxondale > Partridge by a country mile. Where's the comic tension in a guy who's always uniformly stupid and pompous?

@Curtis: yeah, but only for a year. Cause then it'll be the "twenty tweens".

Good call CC. I was going to make a joke about "ovary-acting" but there seems no point now.

Not as much as the rest of us.

And the award for Vaguest Inventory Idea Ever goes to…
A few deserving actors have been mentioned on the comment board, and I wonder if there's enough mileage here for a "Most Consistent Character Actors of the '00s" list. Or something. Basically what I'm saying is that it would be nice to see a list for the likes of…

At least this wasn't YET ANOTHER review saying that Edan's more of a hip hop fan/observer than an artist in his own right. A frankly shocking number of people keep writing that AND THEY ARE WRONG. WRONG I TELL YOU. (They obviously never listened to Migraine).

@Abbies Dad: it was Dream A Little Dream.