He was even awesome in Magnolia and The Big Lebowski, and yes I know it's not hip to cite those films. Basically I think I'm a bit gay for PSH, and he's not even good looking. Should have made this list somewhere.

I'd never heard of An Cnoc either until I went to a tasting class a couple of years ago. I like to pour everyone a dram after dinner without asking whether or not they even drink whisky. The non-whisky-drinkers make a face, but they usually come back for another… it's smoother than Lord Finesse and seriously (read:…

Check out his never-released first album "Artchitecture" [sic]. It's pretty easy to get on *coughbittorrentcough*.

Wow. Way to put the smackdown on that guy's schtick. And he was just getting warmed up too.

Ah, the perennial scotch-wank.

sorry to keep posting like this…
… but should that say Galt McDermot? Because I have no idea who Galt McDonald is.

I guess what we're saying is that MANswers are answers to questions men would kinda like to know, but not enough to actually Google.

Where did Fiddy come into this?

As though Rakim was ever a storytelling MC. In other news, Rakim has a smaller vocal range than Gift of Gab, is less ghetto than The Game, is less blingin' than Slick Rick, has less complex rhyme flow than Percee P, smaller vocabulary than Paul Barman, less political influence than Chuck D, and he's less poetic than…

Come on then Pilestai, enlighten us. What's your analysis?

Come on then Pilestai, enlighten us. What's your analysis?

Whoah. Time OUT. It's nearly 2010 and we're referencing All Your Base? What next, More Cowbell?

Ohhhh! She's the one who says "y'all" every other word, right?

You make some good points Magnus, but "Caps lock and attitude more than make up for a lack of intellect or a totally stunted world view" is pretty much the conceit of ZMF. I'm still not a big fan of his, but it's a bit like going to see Crouching Tiger and then saying it's a bad film because that wouldn't happen in…

I'm pretty sure that's plural…
… so that would be MAFIOSI.

Thanks, Inspector X.

I'd take the piss out of the guy, but seeing as he named himself after the price his CDs fetch in white baskets in Target stores around the USA, there doesn't seem much point.

@Default text: I doubt Tom has, but I'd be shocked if 50 hasn't.

50 Cent is the Tom Green of hip-hop.

Of course you can rap about vampires!