Actually… I didn't think this was the dumbest idea I've heard. I used to get dry eyes at work because of the air conditioning, and after several visits to the ophthalmologist which involved shoving bits of filter paper under my eyelids (FFS!), their eventual conclusion was that I needed to blink more. Now that's dumb…

Actually… I didn't think this was the dumbest idea I've heard. I used to get dry eyes at work because of the air conditioning, and after several visits to the ophthalmologist which involved shoving bits of filter paper under my eyelids (FFS!), their eventual conclusion was that I needed to blink more. Now that's dumb…

Jennifer Aniston… and on… and on… and on…

What really gets me about "I kill you!" is that it isn't even a punchline. It's a saver for when no-one laughed at the last joke. And now it's the load-bearing wall in his performance. That's the definition of comedy failure as far as I'm concerned.

That'll be a remake in about 20 years, when Satan resurrects Jigsaw into the form of Billy as a zombie ninja pirate with a signature high-kicking cartwheel move called the Reverse Bear Trap.

So does she.

Morrissey still hasn't confirmed that. Neither has Chris Lowe.

I stand corrected. Jeez D - you're clearly a bigger fan even than ZMF!

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Aha, this is my thread. Yep, I read the plot summaries on Wikipedia and made myself sit through Saw III, and I have no idea why. I think I'm still holding out until eventually I work out why anyone would want to watch these films. Especially since the quasi-philosophical mumbo-jumbo is such half-hearted shite - it…

Woody Allen's Saw VIII: Pass The Advil

Great contribution, Anywhere.

I hadn't heard of this show until just now, so I went and saw about 5 minutes of it on YouTube. As far as I can tell, misanthrope, the answer to your question is Yes, that's EXACTLY what it is. It's unsettling because you keep waiting for the advert to end, except it doesn't.

I think you mean "theodolites".

The only time I've ever seen Jeff Dunham being remotely funny was when he lost his place in the script and ended up having an argument with Walter about it. Eventually they had to get an audience member to help them out. So Dunham's jokes are actually more funny when he bombs.

Well, they're pretty much all prequels by now I think, since they all happen as flashbacks and such. Apparently the twist ending of one of them is that it's happening at the same time as the previous one, and the opening scene actually happens at the end… actually, spoilers schmoilers, it's Saw IV, fuck it who even…

FREESTYLE RHYME BATTLE!

Ooh, BURN. Take THAT, Western society!

Oh, was that Dogme? Yeah, I loved Timecode, despite the gimmick. I don't like movies that move the plot along too fast, and that was one of the few films I've seen that had sequences which were genuinely inconsequential (and not in that Tarantino royale-with-cheese-look-at-me-I-saw-Homicide-Life-On-The-Streets-too…

… followed by When The Wind Blows. Or if you think tonight's really the night for the two of you, Irreversible.