Tell that to Times journalist Roger Boyes, or ITN correspondent Chris Peacock.

Just to say welcome back and congrats, JVS.

Yeah, I just squandered about 10 minutes of my life, but I had to make sure I did see that and hadn't just made it up.

Chubby: that wasn't a hypothetical. I definitely saw it once. After some dilligent Googling (all part of the service, ma'am) I wasn't able to find a very good link, but at the moment the first image at http://tinyurl.com/yjo5bpj gives you a good idea of it (don't click on it, it's an attack site).

N-bomb, yes: that's inflammatory. F-bomb? Not so much. People need to stop acting like it's such a gee-dee big deal.

Sure, one of your little day trips to the first. We can ALL go as a tourist.

Son of a married couple!

Are you accusing regulars on a free site of being cheap? Steady on, Columbo!

Weird pictures of Lisa Simpson as an adult with cleavage? Man, Christina Ricci is gonna be pissed at whoever's biting her style.

Can't say I have, but I have a buddy who showed me some truly disturbing claw marks. SNIKT!

No, I… I think it's rather more than that. It's just…. well… they've brought a flag…

I love cooking and love to watch food shows if they're good, but Alton Brown and (sigh) Gordon Ramsay are still the only TV cooks who ever teach me anything worthwhile.

Although "Whoops I'm An Indian" did manage to pass muster as an album by Hal Willner in 1998.

I'm not sure whether it makes Tom's story more or less plausible that the girlfriend's mother seems to have had some prior knowledge of the boner in question.

Can we have a whip-round to get MBS a fix for that? His troll impostors are really beginning to grind my gears.

True. Works for women too: Helen is bossy, Emma's sweet, and Sophie's hot.

@OtP: a wizard did it.

You forgot to say "away".

Bend over then.

It's so adorable how some Americans think the concept of "hip" applies to comedy. That's why your country has a reputation for having no sense of humour. Brits and Canadians exchange sly winks and roll our eyes behind your backs. Even the Germans are dissing.