Oh yeah, baby, I could've showed you a great time… y'know, back in the day. Hey wait, come back!

I'm presuming that as it wasn't in italics it was Amelie's artistic license. Please?

And she's naked in Adaptation, if anyone cares.

Well it's a difficult song to understand, but I could only be drawn in by such with such a cryptic title. It took me several listens to work out the hidden depths. I had the same problem with The Tamperer's "If You Buy This Record Your Life Will Be Better" and the Manics' "If You Tolerate This Your Children Will Be…

It's an annoying song, but when a fading country lass releases a song dissing Brad Pitt as unworthy while he's doing Jennifer Aniston, you have to admire the chutzpah.

B+

I think you know the answer to that well enough, 'billy.

@Tom: trust me, the gag-reflex control is worth it.

That's going to make my appreciation of that club scene in Hellraiser III all the more enjoyable. Cheers!

True enough. I just couldn't think of another example that wasn't by Paul Barman.

Well I'm definitely using that more. Best acronym I've heard since LOMBARD (Lots Of Money But A Right Dickhead).

@Fidel: see also:

Imhotep is invisible.

And that's why we have… http://lmgtfy.com/

I'm a big fan of the Boys Entering Anarchic State Towards Internal Enlightenment Boys meself.

Thanks. I'm going to refer to mine as my cheetahface from now on.

For a minute there monkeylint, I thought you said you'd stroke one out in the theatre, and was getting ready to congratulate you on your self-restraint. Never mind.

Not a movie, admittedly, but I was once dragged to see Gary Barlow in concert. Thankfully, she paid, but oh god that really happened.

That we all die sooner than we think and are subsequently lost like tears in rain?

I'd say both of those films have more claim to be here than Blair Witch Project or The Last Broadcast. As mentioned, TLB breaks out of its documentary format for the last act, making it explicit (for those who hadn't worked it out) that it's not a real documentary, and no-one other than a couple of confused…