AvP 1 & 2 WERE only the fevered dreams of a stupid mind, McRib. It's okay. You're safe. You're with us now, right? Nothing's going to harm you, YOU'RE WITH US NOW.

What's That Coming Over The Hill, Is It An Alien?

Response time of 26 minutes, writepra. What kept you? A particularly enthralling episode of Passions?

Not really, he's syndicated. I'm a fan of Dan's - he's the only advice columnist who's actually prepared to tell people stuff they don't want to hear (and are usually actively denying). If that makes him an asshole, then all I can say is 'boo hoo hoo hoo hoo'. I suspect that would be his attitude too.

Burger King: it's a great family restaurant!

heasaepr honey, we don't have an answer because you never got around to your "honest question here" - you just proceeded straight to "either quit… or realize that you suck".

I hope you're right, Johnny boy. The prevalence of talentless flash-in-the-pan motherfuckers on that list is nauseating. I mean, Ace of Base? Seriously?

Not now.

Unfortunately some are actively keeping the Hitler 'stache on life support: http://tinyurl.com/nswe2z

Cigarettes killed my father.

Just to say, without expressing any particular opinion, that I only recently discovered quite how many millions of units these guys can ship.

The singing and lyrics are ass, but I learned to love the melody after Weird Al did it better. I may be a dork, yes. But am I wrong?

The troll becomes the trollee! Load up the flame cannon, Ginger, the game's afoot!

Stop it, you're turning me on.

David Mamet once said that you should never watch a film which features a crane shot of the protagnonist twirling in slow motion. To that I would add:
1) anything which features the protagonist being waved at by the Queen; and
2) anything which features the protagonist carried aloft by ANGELS ferchrissakes.

Teh Church vs Teh Gayz:

And you only get a few dozen opportunities in your life to see Helen Mirren naked.

Gelatin can also be synthesised.

Is it Channel Garrison Keillor Week or something?

I'm the son of a snackwich.