Has anyone in this family ever seen a chicken?

And in the annals of Japanese weather history.

:: punches self in face ::

All this crackling is bacon me itch.

JVS, I thought you were darker than that. I honestly think "Country House" is their worst song ever (although Justine Frischmann apparently said their worst song was "The Universal", and she's obviously just plain wrong, so hey).

I'm with MMD on this. There is a REASON why a circular argument is called 'begging the question' guys - they didn't just pick three words at random out of the dictionary.

"seems more like a mid life crisis" - there's some truth in that. But for realz, if he still had the mustache and the Hawaii shirts and still stared into the camera all bug-eyed like he used to, that would be… well, tragic I guess. Look at Gene Shalit.

BBC Radio 4's satirical panel show The News Quiz used to play Handel's Hallelujah Chorus every time her name was mentioned, because she's the comedy gift that keeps on giving. There were tears when she left the spotlight, so I'm sure they'll be digging that musical cue out again this week.

Each better than the last! A solid A.

I thought that if ever there was a film that did not need remaking, it was Pelham 123. And now THIS? What's he going to remake next, The Big Fucking Lebowski?

Just hwhere does this Xenu guy get off?

Wabbit, I think some limeys may have just hustled you at Snakes & Ladders…

Has anyone seen The Lover's profile page?

Firstly, I'm confused as to why you brought up gangs and then admitted they weren't relevant.

But then again, 3pyf, if I may quote you: ongoing train wreck aside, I like the idea.

Can I just say that I totally agree with what Evel said?

Dogs can't look up.

Are we done channelling Lewis Carroll? Can we please get back to lampooning Tweedledillhole?

True dat. And the rest of y'all: don't even go there with the nomenclature comments. Our love for shellfish-based corn snacks transcends racial boundaries. You can take away our admittedly overpriced south-of-market pub treats but you will never take our freedom!

Guys, you should know that Chang never really dies - he just regenerates. The face and personality may be different, but you konw he's in there - he's just being played by a different dude.