Those Fish & Chip crisps were all kindsa wrong. They started off like Scampi Fries (of which I am a huge fan - we're a vocal minority) and then segue without warning into what tasted like leftover salt cod. Sure, salt cod keeps for ages before you cook it, but afterwards the decline is sharp. And they kinda fizzed on…

My plant fell in a drawer. There's BVDs on Mingus.

@Washington Irving: your name and avatar are both awesome. Respect.

The Bridges of Madison County vs Bridget Jones on the Bridge Over the River Kwai?

Donaghue vs Stevenson?
Bart vs The Space Mutants?
Allen vs American Apparel vs Predator?
People who eat around corncobs vs People who eat along corncobs?

Just as long as it's better than the London stage version. That was ferociously disappointing.

Yeah, there seem to be a lot more trolls around than there used to be. That whole lazy eye episode was one of the most tiresome things I've read in ages.

Good point. I think you should come back and post that same comment on every GTG article from now on, to show those wannabe geeks who's boss.

Hey Legface, long time no hear from. Been travelling?

I'm just surprised there's not more Jackie Chan here. His Western films bore me stupid, but damn he used to crank out some material back in the day: Snake and Crane, Drunken Master, Snake in the Eagle's Shadow, and of course The Young Master, which is definitely his best for my money.

My first was Jackie Chan's Snake and Crane. Not one of the most fondly remembered, but one of the most fun, and ridiculous amounts of fighting in it.

Good call hogarth - I was waiting for some Iron Monkey love.

You actually tried having sex to the The? Let me see, was that the one about tearing chunks from your heart and rubbing the meat into your eyes? The one about the drops of semen and clots of blood that may one day become like us? Or the one about having self-hating sex with a hooker?

@ricin: Ouch. Damn. Like, damn.

Yeah, but then the guy can solve a Rubik's cube with his nose so that's not entirely surprising.

Glad you liked it, JVS. It's one of those (all too many) YT videos that's much funnier than it has any right to be.

OK, shit, that was so obscure I'm a little embarrassed. If anyone got that reference then let me know - you just made a friend for life.

Where the $%& is Carmen Sanfrancisco?

*Biblical scenes tend to be brutal.

@Warmotor: do you love me? Are you playing your love games with me?