See, if I were to join the party at this point in the narrative it would just be sleazy. Not to mention the insurmountable time difference.

Oh, Sugartits, not this again…

Yeah, we never get any decent PB candy (not a word in my everyday vocab either) here, unless you're in a part of London where they sell Reese's. Those peanut KitKats are not cutting it for me.

The calendar on the wall was ticking the days off…

Sounds like a job for… The Pranketeers!

A cheapskate relative bought me Where's Bin Laden? for Christmas last year. Hilarious for about 3.5 minutes.

I can't believe…
… no-one has mentioned this yet: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

In Soviet Russia, hugs say no to YOU!

Next week on AVC - "Tyler, why do people think I'm you?": 20 people who've been in character so long they don't know how to stop.

As long as I can make ice cream out of it, it sounds good to me.

As before, I'm sticking with the inimitable Kalashnikov vodka - combining all the kick of airport vodka with the ultimate poor-taste gimmick: a bottle shaped like a full-sized AK47.

Octomel - racist past his prime who still inexplicably exists.
Actimel - probiotic yoghurt with incredibly annoying adverts, whose function is to "aid digestive transit" - ie loosen people's bowels.

While I usually make a point of not contributing to threads like this, Isla Fisher in Hot Rod is just about the most unbearably cute thing I've ever seen. Ooh, it almost makes me angry.

And MCA has one stylin' coat!

Word.

After such a great thread, this contribution will seem pretty weak, but regarding the finity (or otherwise) of resources, the word I think we're looking for is entropy. It's not about what there is, it's about what can be profitably harnessed.

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That's some of the best alt-text I've ever seen. Amelie, you're a star.

Wasn't that a De La Soul lyric?

I just saw that episode last night. I was told Ghostface Killah was in it, but I didn't see him - was I misinformed?

Ok, never heard of the guy before, but just checked his Wikipedia page and I figure this is all you need to know: following the hand-slap, "Stossel sued and obtained a settlement of $425,000 from the WWF. In his book, he writes that he has come to regret doing so, having adopted the belief that lawsuits harm hundreds…