No Frederick Forsyth?
I read that Frederick Forsyth had his name removed from the remake of Day of the Jackal because he wasn't cool with the fact that the hero is an IRA terrorist.

Three DAYS? Did I read right? Did you fuck Peter North or something?

Trout, I think you're trolling, but I'll bite anyway: the fact that we don't require people to have a license to be parents in no way makes it a right, much less a "fundamental" one. Neither is it a democratic principle, "fundamental" or otherwise. Try not to bandy words like "jurisprudence" around unless you're sure…

Exactly how many times would you like to hear the same joke?

Yeah, I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks CB is wildly overrated.

But Nike track shoes TOTALLY have soles. I've seen them.

Aw yeah, Fools Rush In. I saw that on a plane. Not good. I am definitely going to start using the word "nothingburger" more though.

Hi, my name's Pheeze, and I actually like Family Guy. Step out of the shadows and join us!

Is that a KitH reference?

4-5-9 would be a flat triangle. A "line", if you will. Unless you have a curved surface.

Now that's one to grow on. Kudos!

I scream quietly.

And why did they have to take the word "gay"? What was wrong with "pervert"?

Oh crap, it's kicking off in the gingerest of ways. Run!

The Polar Espresso
Pollo 13
Soy Story

They should have called it The Weeks.

And possibly the first person ever to gun down a dalek. Strike one!

Damn that Kandy Man used to scare me back then. I think they were taking a tip from the creepy Bassett's Liquorice Allsorts adverts that were on at the time - there's one at http://www.youtube.com/watc…. The one I remember most vividly featured a woman going into an office and the big chair swinging round to reveal…

And while we're nitpicking, there's no 'a' in 'confectionery' either.

I'm presuming Evil Santa will appear on the not-so-scary list next week, along with with Chip from Not Quite Human, the bomb from Dark Star and Number 5 (and for that matter, Numbers 1-4).