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Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster
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What I Like
The thing that I appreciate the most, is that for the most part, the game does not take itself very seriously, and with the exception of things like the Crawler, the game is rather light hearted. It feels more like a fairy tale or a fable, rather than a grim, uber-serious fantasy tale like Dragon Age.

Cracked
Cracked did a piece this week that featured this article.

Hmm
Frankly I'm somewhat surprised at the success of this show. I thought Americans didn't like brownies. Then again, Americans like to laugh at brownies, so there's that.

And you know they're going an epic route when you stroll into a burning village and see crucified bandits lining the roads and a dude wearing Roman soldier armor greets you.

On the other hand, its got shitty graphics (I swear, sometimes it looks worse than Fallout 3), the same terrible animations and recycled textures.

And right from the beginning you get to make some pretty far-reaching choices:

Here's some improvements that I noticed within an hour:

Yeah, I had the same female voice glitch.

AV Club
You have redeemed yourself after that ridiculous Medal of Honor review.

What system you play on?

Your post should have read "Isn't the Event on the FIRST night of the week?"

I also think nowadays its frankly unacceptable for shooters just to have a short/medium campaign and a competitive multiplayer suite.

Wait…hipfiring works in BFBC2? Do you play the same game that I do?

Yeah the Borderlands GOTY is a crock. Why couldn't they do it like Oblivion did?

Thank You
Thank you so much, AV Club, for helping me end the weekend on a high note by causing me to burst with laughter upon seeing your review score.

Could work…
A show that promises to "peel away the curtain on the impetuous, incestuous, bloody, and violent relationships during the Renaissance in Verona" could actually be pretty badass.

Ahahahahahaha.

Thank You
Thank you for asking the question about the Mutant Chronicles.

Lem?
I thought Shane killed Lem.

@ Phodreaw: