Kamikaze
The Japanese flying kamikaze planes into the swimming whales actually hurt my stomach I was laughing so hard.

I dont like this man
I dont like him. His fucktard show will be coming on right after new episodes of Sunny on Thursday nights, and that means no reruns of old Sunny episodes following the new ones.

Plus 8
I want a Jon and Kate Plus 8 game. It could be a GTA setup, but not in Liberty City, instead its set in their bigass house and you have to go around doing various missions for your spouse and kids to earn their love.

Close
Damn. I was so close. I saw this article with the "0" under it and thought I had a chance.

Flash
I think its cool how the AV Club reviews flash-like games but neglects to review a big release like Borderlands.

I like how 3 people in a row (including myself) went straight to the tried and true Electric Boogaloo sequel joke.

Freakonomics 2: Economic Boogaloo

Marines
Instead of looking into prostitution as a career change in this recession, ladies, why not consider a career in the !!UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS!! Call 1-800-MARINES for more information.

Sunny
What about Sinbad and Rob Thomas on It's Always Sunny?

The only time I would ever condone a suicide bombing would be if it occurred at the event you just described.

?
Why the fuck is the DVD for a shitty comic almost 20 dollars? And why are they charging 35 bucks for Willy Wonka?

Fuck.

Look on the bright side, Placeholder. At least the release of a new Creed album may be the impetus AV Club needs to start a new feature: "I Listed to this on Purpose."

I Dont Want to die
I want rechargeable shields like Halo and a bizarrely easy, consequence free respawn system like Bioshock.

Wasnt Krull some terrible 80s fantasy movie?

Trailer
I saw a trailer for the episode and it talked about some crazy ass disease that House would tackle that would be THE MOST HORRIBLE YET. The trailer showed the black guy screaming and running away from a patient.

Rap Game?
When are they going to make a game set in a fantasy world inspired by rap music mythology?

What about the rhymnacereous.

Obviously not for quite a while, Mr. Billingham.

This is great and all
Reviews of bands like FOTC are all fine and good, but where the hell is the review for the new creed album?