And yes, I'll stand by my statement that Keanu Reeves can be a really awesome actor. He's better than you think!

Christian Bale and Keanu Reeves are the two highest profile members of the "Really Awesome Actors Only If The Director Knows EXACTLY What They're Doing" Society.

You're missing out, Warren.

Fight Club the movie is definitely superior to Fight Club the book. The same thing holds with the movies and books of The Godfather, Jaws, 2001, and (the big one for me) THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS. The movie is so far superior to the book it's almost unsporting.

I always dug the FBI portrayal as a cool mirror to the mob portrayal… some were better at their job than others, but everyone was aware they were no longer in the glory days. The FBI guys probably got into their lifestyle hoping to be latter-day Eliot Nesses, just as the Soprano crew try to fashion themselves after…

I'm 100% in the "He's Dead" camp, but also think that it would have been a lot worse of a finale had it NOT been ambiguous, and don't really mind people thinking he wasn't killed. They certainly don't make it obvious, they just drop enough hints that if you want to believe it, you have plenty of backup (I especially…

Haven't seen Airbender or Lady in the Water, but I'll stand up for The Village and Signs any day of the week. Even The Happening really did have its moments.

LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE CANCER OF THE FAIL goddamn it this just didn't work out at all.

Will Someone Make a Goddamned Failed Firstie
So I can make a joke about the specific kind of cancer they have and/or dogs following them around?

"Despite Ellen Page, I'm Still Just a Rat in a Cage" is very very funny to me, for some reason.

I still like Shaymalan and think that nearly all of his movies are anywhere from good to masterful there I said it.

If it makes you feel any better, Idiotking, I don't think anyone's ever gonna be that cool.

Hermes works best as a genuinely witty straight man, I think. (I laughed out loud at "The long search is over," just because it was sold so well and the disgust with Zoidberg was so palpable. This episode used everyone terrifically. This and "The Late Philip J. Fry" are far and away the two best of this season, and…

My three favorite non-Breaking Bad dramas went 3-for-3, with a caveat.

This whole thread is still depressing.

Pretty sure it's Melfi's son.

I've Never Seen the X-Files…
…but I do like reading random reviews, because, I don't know, I'm weird like that.

This whole thread's depressing.

God-worship, Tanning animal flesh, Laundry.

I agree; it's a completely different sort of crazy. I just kind of like Glenn as a force of nature. Kind of like not wearing seat-belts or secondhand smoke, he's more a dangerous part of the zeitgeist than an actual character. In a time when children were transitioning from the "seen-but-not-heard" model to the "we…