How the fuck is that cocksucker jacking it that it makes the bed squeak?

How the fuck is that cocksucker jacking it that it makes the bed squeak?

There you go Danny, giving a fuck when it ain't your turn.

There you go Danny, giving a fuck when it ain't your turn.

Rest assured, I was on the Internet within minutes to register my disgust.

Rest assured, I was on the Internet within minutes to register my disgust.

Right after a Ruth Buzzi joke, maybe?

Right after a Ruth Buzzi joke, maybe?

And what says your family pig?

And what says your family pig?

I believe Mr. Carlock was expressing his disappointment that people seem to need to debate whether "women are funny" over and over, not that he was disappointed people wanted to debate sexist attitudes.

I believe Mr. Carlock was expressing his disappointment that people seem to need to debate whether "women are funny" over and over, not that he was disappointed people wanted to debate sexist attitudes.

See also: Poe's Law

They're yiffing in Hell now.

I was hoping this was going to be a documentary about Kevin Nash.

This post depresses me.

95% of adults have herpes? Surely you jest, Drago.

Not a Kevin sketch, but still
After revisiting Buddy Holly, I nearly killed myself laughing at this one again:

Followed swiftly by incarcerated Ronnie and then dead Ronnie.

Am I really far off-base, or was Ms. Slate the same actress who plays the teacher Don just broke it off with in Mad Men?