Jeff Ross's greatest moment, from the Pam Anderson roast with Courtney Love drunk/high as shit right behind him:

There's already a trainwreck show about 8 kids and a parental system that's shoddy at it's best.

In lieu of cancerAIDS, you've earned a spot as the next Octomom sperm donor.

What other non-celebrities have you met?

I live to give.

Dammit JVS, two references I wish I'd made. You suck cock by choice.

Peter
Peter Marie.

Incomprehensible Movie Taglines
"Defy the Future"?

Don't worry, he'll be yiffing in Hell soon.

I was going to make a pithy Cube reference, but Fats beat me to it. Kudos, you dastard.

Convict Spice.

Homunculus?

Speaking of cat rape, I was raped by Mr. Mistoffelees.

Why will no one respect the -ding?

Telling me that I double posted is a good way to get told to fuck yourself.

He had no problem keeping the weight off, with AID(e)S.

He had no problem keeping the weight off, with AID(e)S.

Too bad they didn't throw some bacon, then maybe I could have a decent breakfast, for once.

Freshman? I'm awarding you a milder version of CancerAIDS, but CancerAIDS nonetheless.

I'm a dyed in the wool White Stripes fan, and I loved both Raconteurs albums. But this outing has left me cold. Their appearance on the Tonight Show a little while back was not much to watch. But my love for Jack White is undiminished.