OJ Simpson, Michael Jackson, yada yada yada.

25.
To piss on an underage girl.

You called?

Upon further review, I'm totally wrong. Alex Mack wasn't on that show, some broad called Laura Bertram was.

SOMEONE hasn't been watching endless seasons of Andromeda.

Billy Mays
NO LONGER POWERED BY THE AIR YOU BREATHE!

I'm right there with you, Carlos.

Megan Fox
She looks exactly like a Real Doll, and with roughly the same acting chops.

Local library?!

White people generally hang out with other White people.

Furious George! What have they done to you?

That's why you have to get your product on the market when the demand exists.

I guess they don't get comedy in somewhere far, far away.

I just need…
…change for a dollar.

Wake me when..
…she's unable to find work without showing her funbags.

Judges?

Judases, you're all thinking of Tecmo Super Bowl!

*Affects British accent*

I'll say it only once…
Those who do not like The Transformers Movie or Dirty Work suck cock by choice.

The Eternal Question
How does one live one's life as a Radiohead fan without being lumped in with the overwhelmingly insufferable group of people known as Radiohead Fans?