I'll retro you one better, silly buns, and guess G.R.I.D.

I just want to take a minute to thank everyone in this reasonable discussion for being who they are. The lulz, and whatnot.

We need a name that's witty at first, but seems less funny each time you hear it.

I'll admit it, unashamedly.

And behold, a Pale Ale horse.

You definitely got over it.

I predict that soon the manatee will become the Mento.

If you find yourself getting defensive over the "women" who consent to being filmed for Rock of Love, you forfeit your sense of self-righteousness, CC.

I make jokes.

Microsoft has always been at war with Eastasia.

Know why they call it 360? 'Cuz when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away!!!!

You should learn to medicate.

Carmella Bing is gonna be pissed. Or pissed on.

Forget the 9/11 Widows, I'M the real victim.

O'Neal's crystal parents didn't vaccinate him against run-on sentences. And now the chickens have come home to roost.

The Tonight Show just wrapped up 17 years of awkward non-comedy.

Knock knock
Who's there?

More like a Host of Lords, amirite?

Ah, le mot juste.

Failed "too-sie", Legface.