We refer to ourselves by political party because most of register as members of a party. It varies from state to state, but generally if you want to vote in a party primary, you need to be affiliated with that party. So maybe that makes us identify a little more as Republican or Democrat, or even as explicitly…

I'm ashamed at how attractive I find S.E. Cupp to be. I think Michelle Malkin might be kind of cute, too, if she wasn't always making that mean face.

Heh. "Serious outlays."

Wasn't this guy executed in Utah a hundred years ago?

I knew a guy who, back around 2003, paid to have sex with a woman who looked like one of George Bush's daughters while he was visiting DC. He didn't tell me whether he cried afterwards, though.

I'm bleeding from my anus!!!!

At least that one I'd understand. I'd finally know what a "tight end" does.

If you're earning 500 grand a year, but your boss is making half a billion, damn straight you deserve a raise.

I don't have cable, because almost everything I want to watch is on Netflix or Hulu, and because I'm super cheap, but I really feel like a dick every time I mention it to anyone. I try to avoid the subject. Someone will tell me I should check out a certain show, or ask me if I saw last night's episode of whatever, and…

Honestly, the only thing on any of these lists that I've experienced is Downton Abbey. Well, I've seen a few minutes of some Harry Potter movies, but I couldn't tell you which ones, and my girlfriend was really into Battlestar Galactica for a while, so I did see a few episodes of that, but I was generally reading…

Know what I hate? Fucking football.

I'm amazed at how openly women read Fifty Shades. Why can't men read porn in public, too?

Yeah, I've never seen or heard the Harlem Shake (It's a dance right? With it's own song? Or a song with it's own dance?) and I'd never seen or heard Gangnam Style until all the managers did a skit involving it at the employee Christmas party. God was I embarrassed for them, especially the ones who seemed to actually…

My favorite, too, though I haven't seen "Tree of Life." I like Malick, but he's got a tendency to eschew story for the sake of cinematography. This movie manages to strike the right balance.

Well it made me titter.

Your mom is organized and run by men.

I can't give more Dinklage! That's the whole thing!

For the Man Who Has Everything just might be the best single comic book issue I've ever read. Moore is so damn good at using ridiculous concepts in a serious way.

I"ve lived in California for almost my entire life and honestly had no idea until now that gerbils were illegal. I never noticed that nobody I knew had one.

Better that than Julius Streicher.