Sometimes these just write themselves, huh, O'Neal?

And I didn't find out until eleven days before the year is over? I could have been making HPV jokes in January? I wish someone had told me.

And I didn't find out until eleven days before the year is over? I could have been making HPV jokes in January? I wish someone had told me.

Well, they tried to do it again in '94 and '99, but it really just didn't work out well. 

Well, they tried to do it again in '94 and '99, but it really just didn't work out well. 

It's even more ridiculous because Rogen's character is specifically described as an illegal immigrant.

It's even more ridiculous because Rogen's character is specifically described as an illegal immigrant.

It's a tricky gray area.

It's a tricky gray area.

Oh I see how it is; you're all over having fun and cornholing without me.

Oh I see how it is; you're all over having fun and cornholing without me.

They filmed The Animal in the town I live in. I remember a friend of mine, not the smartest person I've ever met, telling me she was excited for the chance to meet Schneider, because he was literally her favorite actor and had been for a very long time. My response was "REALLY???" It was an awkward moment. But anyway,…

They filmed The Animal in the town I live in. I remember a friend of mine, not the smartest person I've ever met, telling me she was excited for the chance to meet Schneider, because he was literally her favorite actor and had been for a very long time. My response was "REALLY???" It was an awkward moment. But anyway,…

…muppets…

…muppets…

Frisco is worse than San Fran, but both are bad. Personally I like it when Spanish speakers call it San Pancho.

Frisco is worse than San Fran, but both are bad. Personally I like it when Spanish speakers call it San Pancho.

You know, I bet Batman doesn't really see a lot of movies. His nights are pretty much taken up already.

You know, I bet Batman doesn't really see a lot of movies. His nights are pretty much taken up already.

Most of them haven't seen it, but have no fear; it will be screened at the awards luncheon, where all AFI members will be encouraged to sing and dance along with the movie. Afterwards, they will, via acclamation, decide to strip the winners of their prizes and give the Oogieloves ALL THE AWARDS.