Head was a huge flop but now it's a big cult film. I would love to write about it, but it wouldn't be appropriate for this series.

Glad I'm not the only person who immediately thought of Jay Sherman's student film when I saw the headline for this.

Thanks, it was an enormous amount of work, and was never particularly well-read or commented upon but I'm proud of the work I've done and am happy to have been able to experience all this wonderful music and all these great stories myself and share them with an informed and passionate readership.

You're probably not the ideal market for my upcoming book about Insane Clown Posse, then.

I could be wrong but I think the idea of Inventory Videos is to do Inventory, only with video.

I'll definitely consider doing Godfather III. Heaven knows ever since the book came out I've done nothing but obscurities. Not very smart business but I have a strange and fickle muse.

I saw Mr. Magoo on Christmas a few years back. Sad but true.

I'm psyched. Gonna watch it this afternoon. Apparently Robbie Robertson used to actually be a carny.

I don't want to oversell it but if you have sufficiently low expectations, it can be a lot of fun.

I saw it back in the day and was disappointed but I've heard so many great things about it I may have to revisit it.

That's one of my favorite elements of the video.

At the beginning of an artist's career, getting a high-profile artist to guest on a song can be a big coup. Otherwise, collaborations are sometimes a matter of simpatico artists working in harmony or artists trying to expand their fan base by reaching other artist's fans. It's all very incestuous, has been around…

Yeah, I sure do have my writerly tics. I try to switch them up regularly, however, to keep things interesting.

Yeah, it was a sign of respect to have him on the the song.

That reference betrayed my age, now didn't it?

I enjoy his music and his acting.

It sure was. It was directed by the estimable Brett Ratner, yet no Chris Tucker cameo.

Don't nobody want me on TV.

Each, you must just be right. I write a fuck-ton here. I'm thinking I won't write so many columns next year.

I'm definitely a little obsessed with McConaughhey, as my girlfriend can attest.