No. Not at all. (slinks away quietly)

It's coming!

Thanks, though the New York Times review of my book made a special point of complaining about that particular entry and how it didn't make the critic want to re-watch a film she apparently despised immensely.

Baron Munchausen is too much of a cult film to qualify but he's certainly had his share of Flops-eligible films, like BROTHERS GRIMM and TIDELAND.

Yeah, Jackson has real presence onscreen. He was reportedly eager to play Edgar Allen Poe for a long time. That would have been… interesting.

D'oh! Me not know what words mean sometimes.

Yeah, that's the only really mixed review the book has gotten so far. The rest are all fairly positive. I will certainly accept, "funny and entertaining yet lacking intellectual rigor" though I wish the tone of the review wasn't a schoolmistress scolding a bright but unruly student but only because she believes in him…

I have no idea what this might sell. I got the deal before THE BIG REWIND came out. THE BIG REWIND did not sell terribly well. It didn't sell terribly either but books in general are really tough sells. A book can sell 40,000 copies and be considered a big hit.

Nah. I'd love to have a book like that out but there's nothing on the horizon right now.

W. is in the book, along with Richard Dreyfuss talking mad shit about Oliver Stone.

If my book sells a fifth of what the STUFF WHITE PEOPLE LIKE book did, I'll be very happy. And my book is mostly new material.

This book is much tighter and less self-indulgent than THE BIG REWIND (though I suppose that description might also apply to everything).

If the book does well, I would love to see a New Cult Canon book follow it. That would be ideally suited to book form. Also, Scott is awesome.

Thanks.

I promise.

Nighy would be great. I just edited a Random Roles I did with Kris Kristofferson, who, I don't need to point out, is awesome.

Nah, considering all the exclusive content and re-written entires, this is mostly new stuff.

Thanks. It's kind of fucked up that writing about terrible Vonnegut adaptations has gotten me into Vonnegut, but whatever gets you through the night. The genius-twin concept is really elegant, sweet and flexible. It's a shame the film gets this, and everything, so horribly wrong.

The DNA test says otherwise. Sorry.

Some clues as to the new Case File can be found on the cover (here's a hint; John Wayne in Mongolian garb and a dynamite-toting Arnold Schwarzenegger)