I'm watching at home solely so I can turn off the Oscars and TV Club Eastbound and Down.

there's cleavage you say? I'm obviously not watching the right channel. Damn you Comcast channel directory!

Thanks. One of my all-time favorite A.V Club memories is of interviewing Conan and thinking, "Wow, Conan is spending an hour doing nothing but make me laugh. I love my fucking job." He really does seem to be "on" all the time in a way that's utterly charming instead of obnoxious (cough, cough, Robin Williams, cough,…

Yeah, I'd forgotten how much I love the Walker Texas Ranger lever. So random. So genius. I too have acquired many of Conan's mannerisms and tics over the years. Keep cool, my babies!

You will find out tomorrow.

Major Movie Star
ha! I just got that! Oh, you are a foxy little minx, Jessica Simpson. It should be noted, however, that at no point in the film does she ever wear a camouflage bikini. It's a total bait and switch.

For many years
whenever anyone would ask me the time I would do the sideways Hammer shimmy and say, "Hammertime! Can't touch this!" It amused me to no end and deeply irritated everyone around me.

That is a pretty sweet stamp. Not Sinatra, Yoda or Malcolm X sweet but sweet all the same.

I very seriously considered putting "You Got Me" on my list. Best Hip Hop love song ever.

Mikey B, you never even call me by name.

she was also in "Running With Scissors". She segued from stardom to character actor parts pretty deftly. She's aged fairly well too though she did star in an Eric Shaeffer movie a few years back, a damnable fate I wouldn't wish upon my worst enemy.

Only on "The Office After Dark".

Done.

yeah, it's one of the most ripped-off stories ever.

me too.

Question
If a movie exists solely for the sake of cheap, derivative laughs and you don't laugh once then how can it constitute a "pretty good time"? I like gratuitous boobage as much as anyone but there are much less painful boobage-delivery systems out there (for example, the internet). I found College too…

It's Winston Churchill's nickname for depression.

I used to irritate a Peck-loving colleague at a video store I used to work at with my gay Gregory Peck routine. Oh, but the ability to amuse one's self is an invaluable lifelong gift!

I used to irritate a Peck-loving colleague at a video store I used to work at with my gay Gregory Peck routine. Oh, but the ability to amuse one's self is an invaluable lifelong gift!

Appropriate level of gayness.