I love that first Phantasm movie and no, it doesn't make a lick of sense. I could never make it thru any of the the sequels tho.

Flight of the Valkyries

“Donald, it was a movie. It’s not like this in real life. But how would you know?”
Harrison Ford

I feel bad because the woman has obviously been traumatized, but she did not come across as a credible source, to say the least.

Has Francona given all the players stupid nicknames?

The Supreme Court will tie 4-4 and Belichick will inexplicably choose to start the overtime on defense.

Is that a euphemism?

And then contact Rodney Dangerfield to get his reaction.

What if you lived in post-apocalyptic Australia? Wouldn't a bucket of gasoline be far more valuable?

I thought you became gay by having a strong mother and a weak father.

Jack Chick comics are entertaining, which makes them far from the worst comics I've ever seen.

He wants to marry his children to our children to strengthen an alliance.

He's only 82. He's got wives and wives ahead of him.

I object to this demonization of our lunar companion.

Spinal Tap.

He could write on the toilet!

"In honor of Con of Thrones, the state of Tennessee has lowered the age of consent to 13 for the weekend!"

Enter through the ho door.

Took me longer to read he "article" than it did to watch the video. I guess AVC writers aren't allowed to just say: Here's a mildly amusing video.

Definition of low bar.