only troubled by / the punch-taking indian / noble savage drek

i suspect the threat / will be from marceline's dad / rather than the lich

oh, amanda bynes / once a young carol burnett / who just tugged her ear

just add a gorgon / and some nazis for cooler / creature commandos

my favorite line / from all in the family / that and the hummus

schroedinger's crystal / the joke is alive and dead / (it's probably dead)

maskatron could crush / a pencil under its feet / bionics weigh less

i had the rocket / that turned into an er / complete with sat dish

stand-up tomato / juicy, sexy tomato / the best cucumber

nestor the donkey / cannot climb italian hills / only transcend them

nestor the donkey / cannot climb italian hills / only transcend them

david cross's love / of razzleberry dressing / came from this special

david cross's love / of razzleberry dressing / came from this special

big bird facebook taunt / "who's unemployed now, romney?" / turns out it's kevin.

big bird facebook taunt / "who's unemployed now, romney?" / turns out it's kevin.

wasn't long ago / that 4 out of 5 dentists / were asked, "is it safe?"

wasn't long ago / that 4 out of 5 dentists / were asked, "is it safe?"

twas a graphite pig / he played, mynameisnoneof / yourgoddamnbusin

twas a graphite pig / he played, mynameisnoneof / yourgoddamnbusin

if she just waited / dark jeannie could have hooked up / with j.r. ewing