if she just waited / dark jeannie could have hooked up / with j.r. ewing

no, scrawler, i meant / both played a raven-haired twin / ideas were copied

no, scrawler, i meant / both played a raven-haired twin / ideas were copied

i dream of jeannie / doppleganger of bewitched / twin sisters, same gal

i dream of jeannie / doppleganger of bewitched / twin sisters, same gal

goddamnit eddie / money, what happened to you? / said ronnie spector

goddamnit eddie / money, what happened to you? / said ronnie spector

i would have clicked it / but i bought your apathy / and so i didn't.

i would have clicked it / but i bought your apathy / and so i didn't.

what does "b.j." mean? / whatever you want it to / it was a baby!

what does "b.j." mean? / whatever you want it to / it was a baby!

see what you did there… / actually, no i don't. / i'll go with free verse.

see what you did there… / actually, no i don't. / i'll go with free verse.

fat man on batman / featuring kevin conroy / amazing and sad

fat man on batman / featuring kevin conroy / amazing and sad

cream of wheat with cheese / maude's prescription for archie / "it's light, but it binds."

cream of wheat with cheese / maude's prescription for archie / "it's light, but it binds."

looks up forlornly / puts down pen, record scratches / "prefer not to, bitch"

looks up forlornly / puts down pen, record scratches / "prefer not to, bitch"

land o' gorshin, ed / as your mark is unquestioned / we shall carrey on.