This might be the laziest, most incomplete review I've ever seen on the AVClub. Not only did you ignore every MAJOR plot point that happened in the last 15 minutes of the show, there are numerous spelling errors. "Your killing me?" "Takes him the trophy?" Did you even re-read this after you dashed it off to meet your…

This might be the laziest "recap" I've ever seen on the AVClub. Numerous major plot points are ignored, and the ones that are mentioned, get a mocking sentence and are then tossed aside. What gives?

This might be the laziest "recap" I've ever seen on the AVClub. Numerous major plot points are ignored, and the ones that are mentioned, get a mocking sentence and are then tossed aside. What gives?

Ooh, wait, drama between MLP and JDM? *to Google I go*

Ooh, wait, drama between MLP and JDM? *to Google I go*

He's into bondage. That's another. Probably suggests some kind of control issues.

He's into bondage. That's another. Probably suggests some kind of control issues.

I think she definitely said dime-tap, because it gave me pause too. Die-muh-tap for life!

I think she definitely said dime-tap, because it gave me pause too. Die-muh-tap for life!

See I don't think she was bossing him around at ALL, and it worries me that people think offering suggestions in bed is a negative thing. I read it as an empowering line, a woman telling her partner exactly how to please her, but then all of a sudden she was supposed to be seen as a cold bitch who was worried about…

See I don't think she was bossing him around at ALL, and it worries me that people think offering suggestions in bed is a negative thing. I read it as an empowering line, a woman telling her partner exactly how to please her, but then all of a sudden she was supposed to be seen as a cold bitch who was worried about…

I'm really enjoying this miniseries, don't get me wrong, even though it has some seriously amateur writing moves. For example, the oh-so-convenient appearance of the flower delivery, just so Ellen Burstyn could wave her checkbook in front of Sebastian Stan's eyes, followed by Ellen Burstyn's oh-so-convenient need to…

I'm really enjoying this miniseries, don't get me wrong, even though it has some seriously amateur writing moves. For example, the oh-so-convenient appearance of the flower delivery, just so Ellen Burstyn could wave her checkbook in front of Sebastian Stan's eyes, followed by Ellen Burstyn's oh-so-convenient need to…

I sure hope not

I sure hope not

The totally dead, bored expression on her face as she sent out those pathetic spurts of light had me dying with laughter.

The totally dead, bored expression on her face as she sent out those pathetic spurts of light had me dying with laughter.

I thought of Xena and Hercules too! Or like, Beastmaster. And then I decided that they had better special effects than this.

I thought of Xena and Hercules too! Or like, Beastmaster. And then I decided that they had better special effects than this.

Well I mean, she did decay pretty severely last season and she did have to have her face reconstructed…