*Zzzzzzzzzzzzz* … Sorry, what?? I just nodded off there.

What is Ben Folds' face doing at the bottom there and why is he harshing my mellow?

What is Ben Folds' face doing at the bottom there and why is he harshing my mellow?

"This 'meatloaf scrambler' better be THE BEST I EVER HAD"

"This 'meatloaf scrambler' better be THE BEST I EVER HAD"

Shhhhhhhh… Shut up. Just shut up!

Shhhhhhhh… Shut up. Just shut up!

funkROCK or FUNKrock?

funkROCK or FUNKrock?

You distracted me with "Melanie eating Cheerios!" Now I'm too distracted to read the rest of the article!

You distracted me with "Melanie eating Cheerios!" Now I'm too distracted to read the rest of the article!