STOP IT. JUST S-S-STOP IT. LYNCH & FROST = MAJOR TROLLS

"DISGRACED director of Pootie Tang"?!?!?!
Have you SEEN Pootie Tang???

TAKE IT TO THE GODS OF NETFLIX

Joyce had Ireland, Twain had Missouri …
We have Cleveland.

Star Wars Kid is a writer/director now?

I am content, since it looks like this:
http://rarelyunable.files.w…

OBVIOUSLY, when Donner said, “It is Channing,” she meant CAROL Channing!
http://hilobrow.com/wp-cont…

Cue rappers in a Mad-Mad-Mad-Mad-World-style chase to Montecito.

"Biggest film of the decade? … mmm, no, thanks. I got 'The Machine' going for me."

We could ask for Michael Bay to confirm, but he'd probably get frustrated and walk out.

"$60,000…an average annual salary for seven months of work…"

Her?

AVClub: better than Google.®

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=tyrese

I love that AVClub commentators are smart enough to downvote a comment about downvoting for comedic effect.

Somebody get this man a copy of "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka" STAT!!!

Long Goodbye definitely takes the cake.

Schumacher to Clooney:
"Can you make the bat cheeks … tighter?"

I was sure this was the origin of his voice:
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

I hear you … but I think it's only those of us with inner wieners.