Or Luis Bunuel could make the film and Dali could take too much credit for it.

Or Luis Bunuel could make the film and Dali could take too much credit for it.

*Kattan angrily tears off slightly off-colored foam ears.*

Are you excited to see Hologram Dick Clark's lovingly sculpted CGI abdominal muscles?

Here in Boston we use "wicked" as an adverb rather then the adjective you've presented it as. i.e. "I was wicked fahkin' drunk last night!".

Except that you're talking out your ass, and if you knew anything about the epidemiology of Autism you'd know that they haven't found any correlation between number of diagnoses and race or socioeconomic factors.

She should have a daytime show where she performs amateur surgery.

He should have prudently invested his unbearable butter commercial money:

@avclub-6c6094f256f51e83fe02bce6091163e7:disqus So its self-aggrandizement to point out the flaws in the logic of your straw man "people unfairly demonizing Chris Brown because he's a man" argument? He beat a woman bloody while threatening her life, so I don't think this is really some kind man-hating unbalanced…

The world is eagerly awaiting the Chris Brown equivalent of 'The Pianist' to put him back in everyone's good graces.

Chris Brown adds little to nothing to that song.

"Sorry state of the Grammys" is kind of an absurd phrase. Please enlighten me as to the "golden age" of said award show.

The Germans must have four words combined into one word for that.

@avclub-b7784c3d4ede54a8f3e13b304f3a991a:disqus Chuck Berry's first hit was a cover or interpretation of the white western swing musician Bob Wills' version of 'Ida Red' which Berry called 'Maybellene.' Bob Wills in turn got a lot of his material from black jug bands and jazz bands, but his 'Ida Red' was based on an…

I remember when the movie was in theaters being genuinely impressed that my slightly older neighbor could unflinchingly deliver the bulk of 'nilla Ice's verse from the Ninja Rap on cue. I was such a dopey little kid that I thought he was some kind of rap wizard for being able to memorize it.

Work as hard as graphicstyle7 (great name by the way) and YOU TOO can be told that your work compares favorably to a cartoonist for Cracked magazine!

I just hope it includes the people driving over the wreckage of the Eiffel tower.

The Gelflings do have particularly annoying faces, but there's still some awesome design work in the film, like the weird swamp with all the moving plants or the planetarium. I'm probably just a sucker for old school special effects and people building things out of styrofoam.

Great. To keep with the toy theme, they made the alien ships yo-yos that whip you with the string. 

You can hear sconn's mouth-breathing, snorting, and scoffing right through the internet.