So he's basically Miranda July with a penis? Pass.

You guys cover the worst fucking music here. How can you have decent taste in everything else and then blow it so hard on your music coverage?

Cougarton Abbey - SIX EPISODES AND A CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!

We don't hate it because teenage girls love it or because it feeds into some goof fantasy. we hate it because it's insanely, blatantly sexist. You know how some old movies are kinda racist and some are just outright "well golly black folks are dumb"? As far as sexism goes, this movie falls farrrrrrrrrrr into the…

Why did you keep mentioning race in this article? I thought we were supposed to be color blind.

He's not dead.

Between Raffi and Dennis from IASIP, I wonder who the creepier rapist is.

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So can you keep the character names straight, or will that get sorted out in edits that should have happened before the article went live?

Anyone who doesn't see the heart in the way a bunch of guys endlessly harass and taunt each other has never spent time in the wild with a group of them.

Really? This was a pretty damn great episode in a pretty great (so far) season.

Clowns are annoying, not scary. Anyone who says they are afraid of clowns is just a dumbass with a cliche affectation.

Can we get him to retire 18 years ago? He is seriously the worst rapper I have ever heard in my entire life, and I've heard that damn "c'mon fuckin' guy!" song.

Tom Waits is what white people with liberal arts degrees listen to instead of actual American roots music.

THE FORMER CEO OF A COMPANY WHOSE PRODUCTS I CONSUME HAS DIED WHY GOD WHY

So…what is the conflict?

So do you, like, livein Brooklyn, or just want to?

First Lady, I'm sorry I pimp-slapped you into that china cabinet. I used excessive force. Oftentimes, I cross the line, but I try to do so in the name of what's right. Most of the time, the ends justifies the means. But in this case, I feel like I betrayed my own code of ethics. And for that, sugar, I apologize.

I call bullshit, Noel. This was was brilliant and had me rolling in the aisles last year. It's the Shaun of the Dead of backwoods slashers.

I feel really sorry for her that she has to work with Chevy Chase. I've had asshole co-workers before, but sheesh!