One of the darkest days of my life is when my cousin finally figured out you can stop Blanka's electric attack with a low kick. That was the end of my cheap victories.

Bank deregulation was absolutely thrilling compared to the episode about school lunches. The first half of season three was really dire. They had those world building episodes where they tried to answer questions that no one was asking. Luckily the show has been great ever since the time jump.

Bank deregulation was absolutely thrilling compared to the episode about school lunches. The first half of season three was really dire. They had those world building episodes where they tried to answer questions that no one was asking. Luckily the show has been great ever since the time jump.

The gold was actually Republic credits. The reviewer made a slight mistake.

The gold was actually Republic credits. The reviewer made a slight mistake.

I was 18 at the time but that didn't stop me from watching it. Granted I was a seriously uncool 18 year old.

I was 18 at the time but that didn't stop me from watching it. Granted I was a seriously uncool 18 year old.

April O'Neil the actress has in fact cosplayed as April O'Neil the character at Comic-Con. If you're looking for something a little more risqué you'll have to wait for the sadly inevitable "Not the Ninja Turtles XXX" movie.

April O'Neil the actress has in fact cosplayed as April O'Neil the character at Comic-Con. If you're looking for something a little more risqué you'll have to wait for the sadly inevitable "Not the Ninja Turtles XXX" movie.

You sure don't look 25 but your un-laminated, out of state driver's license is proof enough for me.

You sure don't look 25 but your un-laminated, out of state driver's license is proof enough for me.

Multiple entendre.

Multiple entendre.

They were called Skugs. I remembered that immediately but I can't recall anything from my high school Geometry classes.

They were called Skugs. I remembered that immediately but I can't recall anything from my high school Geometry classes.

Nice Boat

Nice Boat

And what kind of money was it?

And what kind of money was it?

The Lincoln squirrel has been assassinated. We'll stay with this story all night if we have to!